Incidents have occurred with stans showing up to pop stars' residences, as has happened with Madonna, Taylor Swift and others.

You're right that it's not the primary concern of the artlanger, but you might be surprised to learn that many artlangers have considered what their conlangs sound like to the extent of making recordings of texts and learning to speak others' conlangs.

Ingenious men, spreading themselves most porkishly to retain a whole seat, when people are passing and re-passing to find a resting place.

North American porcupines, as well as a range of other Hystricomorph rodents, engage in urine showering as part of courtship and other behaviors.