As you've probably gathered, I do not ship Johnlock. I can roll with pretty much any Sherlock ship, except that one and Adlock.

Keep your knickers on, mate. It was only a joke.

[…] you have got J-E-W written right across the middle of that face—look at the shnoz on him, for God’s sakes!

It was [Roger] Federer's ability to pull him around the court that put the lactic acid and debilitating weight in those legs and he should not have been allowed the luxury of his trainer's help.