In the subway, squeezed and tightsome, (This is not to be a rhyme Of the subway. That I'll write some Other time.)

Snapping, we are told, comes from reading, or exposing hidden flaws in a person's life, and out of reading comes shade […]

Elves love to tell stories. I'll bet you didn't know that about elves. There's probably a lot of things you didn't know about elves. Another interesting elf-ism: there are only three jobs available to an elf. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, the old cobbler sleeps.

Attracted by thy beauty still to gaze.