As we now know, the Evening Star is the Morning Star.

This was no innocuous donnybrook but a veritable carnival of thuggee.

Want an egg sunny-side up? Just crack one into a container, nuke it for 30 seconds, extract it with the handy-dandy Egg Remover, and enjoy a soft yolk breakfast. If you want it scrambled, insert the gridded Egg Scrambler […]

Another goat roper with an attitude, tanked up on cheap whiskey.