“Unless what's happening here is that we're getting ratfucked ourselves.”

You can recall the scandals that have occurred in the various colleges, of attempts to point-shave and fix games.

Three or four strange-looking things now came close to our boat, which I understood were called ‘catamarans’, consisting of nothing more than two or three large trees, the trunk part only strongly lashed together, upon which sat two men nearly in a state of nature […] .

“You want sucky sucky! No sucky sucky here!” “Huh?” I asked. “This not sucky sucky place, we don't do that, wesbian!”