The golfer overhit his shot onto the green, and it rolled into the bunker.

His lack of social grace made him anathema at dinner parties.

For men be now tratlers and tellers of tales; What tidings at Totnam, what newis in Wales, What ſhippis are ſailing to Scalis Malis? And all is not worth a couple of nut ſhalis.

Thumbed a diesel down, outside a cafe.