[…]sometimes they ‘giffle’ (fidget) or ‘gimble’ (grin) […]]

In layman's terms, your husband/boyfriend/donor spooges into a jar and then the contents of that jar are gooshed up your puss with a turkey baster. SCIENCE!

The vessel used for containing the necessary substances was egg-shaped; the matrix, or Orphic egg, which is found at the base of all initiations.

He was accused of conduct unbecoming an officer and a gentleman.