Bomb Squad got a tip from the Feeb and rolled in with Metro.

By longstanding, bipartisan tradition, decades of White House press secretaries have handed down a cheeky symbol of their job fielding rat-a-tat inquiries from feisty reporters: a flak jacket.

The duck drinks, plays in the water with her bill, picks her feathers, and quaakes like a living one.

[…] that you doe not peremptorily break off, in any Businesse, in a Fitt of Anger: But howsoever you shew Bitternes, do not Act any thing, that is not Revocable.