‘Zookers, lass, I never envy these young fellows their rides and scampers, unless when you come across me.’

It is the privilege of the original thinker to put forward ideas which are new and usually unwelcome to the common clay.

A custome there is in most parts of Europe, to adorn Aqueducts, spouts and Cisternes with Lions heads; which though no illaudable ornament, is an Egyptian continuation, who practised the same under a symbolicall illation.

Instead of the traditional Glory be to the father, and to the son, and the Holy Spirit the prayer offered was: Fabeness be to the Auntie, and to the Homie Chavvie, and to the Fantabulosa Fairy.