'Ah so,' said a Japanese passenger. 'Ah so to you,' said a rough sailor. 'Ach, a wee Japannee,' said McGonagall, and went into a series of Buckingham Palace photographic poses.

A bit like meeting on Tinder these days and awkwardly mumbling how you met your Tinderella.

When one, 'mongst many, so truly could divine Could augurize aright, foresee, foresay A full month since, bidding " King James, good day !

I watched Jeb Bush as his brother spoke. He paid attention, grinned and laughed, even ad-libbed when called upon.