Graustark, Ruritania, Borduria, Syldavia and a score of imaginary kingdoms, usurped by tyrants and sundered by fights for the throne, leap into mind: plots, treachery, imprisoned heirs and palace factions abound and, along with them, fiendish monocled swordsmen, queens in lonely towers, toppling ranges, deep forests, plains full of half-wild horses, wandering tribes of Gypsies who steal children out of castles and dye them...

I think that you will find her awesomely alert, benignly brash, copulatingly candid, delightfully direct, extremely enlightened […]

Do you? Or do you just copy the latest netdeck and get your ass whupped?

But fast forward to today and it seems Mr. Joe has become a full-blown technosexual icon […]