The audacious hijacking in Paris of a van carrying the baggage of a Saudi prince to his private jet is obviously an embarrassment to the French capital, whose ultra-high-end boutiques have suffered a spate of heists in recent months.

(Please, don't be so serious...Seriousness impairs our ability to have the little fun that we can still experience on this deityforsaken orb)

Or just a baseball bat with a (long) nail in it. Long live the Nailbat! It will smite you with much smite!

Eggsactly, is exactly what we mean! In the highly competitive field of egg processing, fast, efficient production methods are essential for a profitable, successful operation.