In the months following the conflagration, five of the nine Koreshites who had survived were held on charges ranging from conspiracy to commit murder to the use of a gun in the commission of a crime; […]

It is quite possible that the first attempt at souffléing potatoes may be a failure.

Tenderqueers are especially adept at using the watery language of therapy as a means to get out of most things. They’ll ghost you for three weeks then, when you call them out on it, will reply something like, “Your negative energy is affecting my ability to heal from past life trauma.”

Holonym: Gascony