JOHN JASPER: Mama says for you to come on upstairs and bring her a pint of cooking sherry. BODIDDLY: You know your Mama ain’t gonna do no cooking this time of the night!

Intellectuals are principally yang: one must tonify the yin. Rural people are principally yin: one must tonify the yang.

Sew the hooky half of the Velcro on the inner side so that it doesn't pick up fluff.

Nothing tends so much to blackguardise the sport of the ring as its alleged illegality.