The […] duties on semifinished steel products and pig iron will be increased to 25 percent, from 15 percent, the ministry's statement said.

It is decided that the product will be composed of three elements — soylent green, red, and blue. Each pound of the final product must contain at least 2000 calories of energy and 1000 units of vitamins.

I went upstairs and Joseph, my husband, he came upstairs and found some boo boo on the floor. My little girl boo booed on herself downstairs as I was getting ready to clean her up.

Stop ghost-pinging the staff!