Billy could call a meeting with ranking RepubliKLANs and set the following terms to avoid impeachment:

"1. I'll switch parties.

2. I'll bomb the hell out of defenseless little countries just for kicks.

3. I'll slap at least one black woman every day.

4. I'll have my guards impale Hillary with a cigar at a Democratic fund-raising dinner and take photos of Democrats masturbating under the table with their left hands while eating their salads with their right."