We are very interested in your comments on 'bagles'....please tell us more about these dogs!

Oh, thou dark Hindoo half of nature, who of drowned bones hast builded thy separate thrones somewhere in the heart of these unverdured seas[.]

The expiry date of my debit card is the 30th of April.

Palin tweeted that peaceful Muslims should refudiate the New York mosque being built near Ground Zero. This prompted plenty of retweets at her expense -- refudiate, of course, is not a word.