Yo fam, wanna head to Mcdonalds? I'm feeling marved right now.

A pious woman [i.e., Catherine of Aragon] … little curious in her clothes, being wont to say, she accounted no time lost, but what was laid out in dressing of her; …

The self-published book is the joke of the literary world: whether one goes to a printer and has the books made up with one's own imprint, or goes to an author-subsidized publisher known in the trade as a vanity press, doesn't matter: It's easy to tell a real book from the pretenders. […] It's harder to tell with software. A lot of software is published by small startups. Some of these would certainly qualify as vanity press jobs in the book trade, others wouldn't. But there's a far higher number of successes among small software publishers than there are in the usual vanity press book.

However, some web servers have timeouts on how long they'll wait for a request, so it can be useful to pretype the request and then just paste it into Telnet.