[…] having much aduantage both in number, valure, and forepreparation […]

O do not find fault Editor, because frequently fruitless endeavours (provokingly polysyllabic) unequivocably, unquestionably ante-demonstrate multi-literative indistinguishable impracticabilities hyper-nonsensibility, indistinguishability! anti-demonstratability!—Seedy Jock.]

american soldiers wanted turkey on xmas but there was none so they settled for the next best thing (kfc). kfc used that as a marketing strat to get all the westaboos (i.e. all of japan) to believe it's an american tradition and it looks like it stuck :⁾

In the end, truth is stranger than fiction: reality has more complications, more unanticipable twists and turns than fiction could ever imagine.