In less than two years, they and their family and friends have skydived, marathoned, tray-baked and dinner-danced their way to £130,000 for Duchenne research through their help4harry campaign.

It's for the best,” Carter said.Because whoever ends up standing beside me won't be getting the ol' hoverhand. I'll be grabbing that ass with gusto."

We found this anonymous contribution to International Women's Year on a wall at Forest Lodge: A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Apparently the first appearance of the phrase in print.

‘I wasn't…’ she starts in a voice so little and pathetic, I have to lean in to hear her. Her breath is ripe with cheap papsak.