The technical term is Langford basilisk. I expect the real deal would induce nothing more permanent than an inconveniently-timed reboot, if it can even exist.

We've been found to be the greatest gentlefolk in the whole county—reaching all back long before Oliver Grumble's time—to the days of the Pagan Turks—with monuments, and vaults, and crests, and 'scutcheons, and the Lord knows what all.

In certain other molluscan muscles, however, Marceau (1908) observed double-oblique striations which could not be ascribed to the presence of spirally wound, homogeneous fibrils.

Yes gentlemen (and gentlegirls), I am talking about the game that started it all. Rogue.