This is not even Falandization. This is a clear mockery of the law, Professor Falandysz himself said.

[T]he phenomenon has been dubbed STEVE, a backronym that matches the name originally given by aurora watchers. (STEVE is short for Strong Thermal Emission Velocity Enhancement.)

[…] the relations of ideas to power may assume infinite variations. The tendency may be to aggrandize power at all cost, to aggrandize power but to calculate soberly the risks involved, to conserve existing power, or even to yield power.

The rock-mass in which this umptekite form of hornblende occurs may therefore be called umptekite gabbro.