Hīrō meibo……ore wa esu-kyū rankingu de sensei wa shī-kyū rankingu de sorezore saikai ni natte masu Ima wa Jenosu Saitama to namae ga sono mama kisaisarete imasu ga shibaraku katsudō-suru to〝hīrō nēmu〟to yara ga tsukuyō desuHere on the hero register…… I’m ranked bottom in S-class, and you’re bottom in C-class, sensei. Our names are still listed as Genos and Saitama, but we’ll probably acquire our hero names as we become more active.

Muchi no yō ni nagai shippo o tsukai, kūchū kara osoikakattekuru.He strikes down from the air with his long whip-like tail.

denshi renji ōkē no o-saramicrowave-safe plates

Mongen o sugite shimaimashita.I've missed my curfew.