Sakui o kanjiru.It seems intentional.

Chūjō no koto nan iikeru. Ani no chūnagon, Yukihira no musume no hara nari.

Kimura Takuya mitai na hito o mita.[I] saw someone resembling Takuya Kimura.

Atchi e ikina, bōya.Go over there, boy → Get out of the way, boy!