taoru o shiboruto wring a towel

chūbu ninniku/chūbu wasabigarlic in a tube; wasabi in a tube

Kono heya wa shosai to ōsetsuma o kanete imasu.This room serves both as a reading room and a guest room.

Kore wa nakanaka tenjin no ko de wa nai zo. Mukuri kokuri ga tamago yo.I tell you, this really isn't the child of any heavenly being. This is the spawn of of great googly moogly.