Dai Nippon Teikoku banzai!Long live the Japanese Empire!

Yabē yo Nishū renzoku mozaiku tōn shiyō dayo Netagire da to omowareru yo Shikamo shōgun atchi no hō wa shōgun ja nē yo Ashigaru da yoWe’re screwed! We’ve been using pixelated imagery two weeks in a row now! People will think we’re running out of ideas! And his bit down there is barely a shogun! More like a foot soldier!

Aki ni naru to, sono jisei ki ni ōkina kuri no iga ga nari hajimeta no desu.In autumn, the large, native chestnuts have just begun to put out seed burrs.

Shinu hō ga kutsujoku o ukeru yori mo mashi da.Death is preferable to dishonour.