yatō ni kuragae suruto switch to the opposition party

Izawa-san ni wa tsukue-nashi de charenji shite itadakimasu. Shitajiki no kawari ni naru mono o o-watashi shimasu node, sore o jōzu ni shitajiki to shite tsukatte kaite kudasai. Saisho ni shitajiki to shite itadaku mono wa, pettobotoru desu.Izawa, you are given the challenge of writing without a desk. I will give you something to write on instead; use it well. I first give you: a water bottle.

Ishizu… Ore no dekki hakai no kyōfu o omoishirasete yaru…… Ribāsu kādo ōpun Uirusu Kādo hatsudō‼ Mahō Jokyo Saikin Heiki‼Isiz… Behold my deck destruction terror… Reveal face-down card, activate Virus Card!! Magic-Removing Bacterial Weapon!!