gijutsu ga pikaichi

Kyou wa nan'yōbi desu ka?What day is it today?

Dōmo kono hito no hanashikata ga hen da.This person's way of talking is strange somehow. / There's something strange in how this person talks.

Katate ni pisutoru, Kokoro nihanataba, Kuchibiru ni hi no sake, Senaka ni jinsei oPistols in both hands, bouquets in my heart, fiery wine to my lips, and a life on my back