rabu songu da to omotta boku ga baka dattaI was foolish to think this was a love song

Kare wa torakku ni hanetobasareta.He was knocked down by a truck.

Sotsugyōgo, kare wa shōgakkō no sensei ni natta.After the graduation, he became a teacher at an elementary school.

erasō na koto iu mae ni mi no hodo wakimaero'!Know your place before you say anything pretentious!