Asuka-gawa shigarami watashi sekamaseba nagaruru mizu mo nodo ni ka aramashiAsuka River―if one were to fence the stream, blocking it with weirs, surely the rushing water would lie calm within its banks.

inu ga niku o kuwaerua dog holds meat in its mouth

Yoshinoya kopipeYoshinoya copypasta https://www.buzzfeed.com/jp/takumiharimaya/yoshinoya-copipe

dappō hābusynthetic marijuana; quasi-legal drug