Sā dōzo.Here you are. / Here it is.

Shikashi ningen nanzo wa kutte kuso shite neru sore igai no koto wa shosen subete muda na koto na n da yo. Wareware wa sono uchi no hitotsu no muda o sōzō suru mono ni suginHowever, when it comes to humanity, anything other than eating, shitting and sleeping is pointless. Here we just produce one of such pointless things.

tsumiageru to san mētoru ni mo naruIt can pile up to 3 metres high.

hannoki Arunusu randā kagami o tsurushiEast Asian alder, Alnus lanata, hang the mirror