Kochira kono Teito Hoteru Zeneraru Manējā Ishigami-san desuThis is Mr. Ishigami, General Manager of Teito Hotel

Shikashi ningen nanzo wa kutte kuso shite neru sore igai no koto wa shosen subete muda na koto na n da yo. Wareware wa sono uchi no hitotsu no muda o sōzō suru mono ni suginHowever, when it comes to humanity, anything other than eating, shitting and sleeping is pointless. Here we just produce one of such pointless things.

Doitsu san no ōkina shepādo o tsureta gādoman ga okujō o patorōru suru to iu nen no ireyō dearu.Bear in mind that a guard accompanied by a big German shepherd patrols the rooftop.

jukuren shita tesabaki de shiageruto complete [something] with skilled movements of the hands / great dexterity