Kore dake kaita noni…And I wrote so much, too…

Haikai arabi-ka mōshisōra koto wa, kotoba araku, dōgu gehin no mono toridashi mōshisōra koto nite wa naiHaikai is not merely simple construction, rude words, something drawn up with coarse tools

Zurui, watashi mo ikitai no ni.No fair, I want to go too.

Ipponjime no aisatsu de mazu chūi shitai no wa, naganaga to hanasazu, ippun teido de osameru to iu koto desu.The first thing you want to keep in mind about an ipponjime address is that the speech should not be long, finished within about one minute.