English Dictionary

shake hands with the unemployed

verb

(euphemistic slang, of men) To urinate. / (euphemistic slang, of men) To masturbate.

I always shake hands with the unemployed when I meet them at networking events.

意味（1）

(euphemistic slang, of men) To urinate.

An older man made this remark when he left the bar to urinate: Well, I'll go back and shake hands with the unemployed. Since he was heading for the men's room I didn't get the significance of this statement for a minute or so; it was, of course, a reference to sexual inactivity.

意味（2）

(euphemistic slang, of men) To masturbate.

Why did the preppie boy make a great social worker? He had a lot of practice shaking hands with the unemployed.