Hello, what's that? Somebody doing street theatre or something?

Down there hurts, down there. Er, what do you call them? Testicles? In any case a male's 'important parts'.

That was as awkward as being seen coming out of a love hotel in the morning.

That's a picture of a monkey associated with the Year of the Monkey.

We used to compile survey results using spreadsheet programs but recently we feel that database software's summing methods are quicker so we use databases to total them.

You're a troublesome person!

As a man, no a human being, you're the pits!

You're really handy, aren't you? Don't you think you'd make a good house-husband?

Idiot, I've forgotten that two-timing bitch.

Obviously a normal woman would lose interest if she saw a book like that!