plural of custard wind

(slang, vulgar) semen

(UK, dialect, chiefly in the plural) Any of the cold easterly winds prevalent on the northeast coast of England in spring.

To push a custard pie into (someone's face)

plural of custard cannon

A tart consisting of a pastry shell and an egg custard filling.

A pre-made yellow powder containing cornflour that is stirred with milk and heated to make an egg-free custard.

A type of custard thickened with eggs, rather than cornflour or custard powder. / A custard tart

Alternative form of custard tart

(colloquial, simile) Moving about randomly.