A type of savoury cake, typically flat and round, made from batter and yeast, containing many small holes and served toasted, usually with butter.

plural of crumpet

(slang) A very sexually desirable woman.

(slang) A very sexually desirable woman.

plural of piece of crumpet

plural of bit of crumpet

(Britain, slang) An intelligent and good-looking woman, particularly one who has a high profile in the broadcast media.

plural of thinking man's crumpet