plural of vanity

That which is vain, futile, or worthless; that which is of no value, use or profit. / Excessive pride in or admiration of one's own abilities, appearance or achievements.

plural of bonfire of the vanities

An act of burning, or otherwise destroying, that which is vain or a temptation to immorality.

(furniture) a dressing table

A phone number as a mnemonic whose letters translate into numbers.

plural of vanity number

(derogatory) A book publisher that lets the author pay the expenses of publishing up front, leaving the risk of financial failure with the author.

A vanity press.

Publication through a vanity press.