better late than never/ forbearance is not acquittance / postponed is not abandoned

my condom broke

(idiomatic) enough is enough

where there are false ideals, the vices will be even worse; but chiefly used in the context of hard drinking, as a condemnation thereof / Used by drinkers, in a positive and literal sense, to excuse their own or other people’s vomiting

the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

Though the anecdote is perhaps not factual, it is nevertheless worthwhile to tell it, because it is amusing or expresses a truth.

you are what you eat

your wish is my command

blood is thicker than water

where can I find a hotel