(informal) yeah, right! that's a laugh! give me a break!

(informal) yeah, right! that's a laugh! give me a break!

my bad, my mistake, silly me, I stand corrected

(informal) what about me then? and what about me? so am I! so do I! same here! tell me about it!

far be it from me to …! (a disclaimer stating that a person would never do or think a certain thing)

Used to indicate indifference to events that will happen after one’s death, or to indicate one’s own importance in maintaining order; after us the deluge

(informal) not for me! no thanks! no thank you! it's not my cup of tea! I really don't like it! I'm not interested at all!

Alternative spelling of autant pour moi

would you like to sleep with me?

(informal) I can't help it