(informal, often humorous, sometimes derogatory) the area encompassing Chiba and Ibaraki prefectures

(archaic) (as for) today

today, this day / nowadays

Same as こんにち above

good day, good afternoon: a Japanese greeting used in the daytime

(adverbial particle, dismissive, derogatory) emphasizes disgust, contempt, or otherwise negative feelings of the speaker: whatever

rapidly

whatchamacallit, X

What? What did you say?

(dialectal) to lie on one's stomach